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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
Member # 53

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The Difference Between Men and Women in One Paragraph

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG !", the man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!". They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

posted

LOL

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

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Mucus
Senior Member
Member # 24

posted

..groan...

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Game over man, game over! - Hudson(Aliens)

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Bad joke.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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