...won't work any more because Area 51 is closed. You can probably drive up to it, look around, go inside, and find...well, an empty underground warehouse... nothing else. Its been scrubbed clean.
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Anyway, can we say hoax? I mean, seeing as how Area 51 is a government installation, it probably has some obscenely normal everyday name. Fort Sensible, perhaps.
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The super-secret security passes for a super-secret government base...have the name of the manufacturer printed on the back?
not even.
24 levels above Top Secret? Pluh-eez. What is that: mega super hyper totally cross your heart and hope to die secret? When I was in high school, and friend of mine had an X Wing pilot's license he'd bought at a science fiction convention: not quite as colorful as this, but just as valid.
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Actually at most there is one level above top secret (of course there is compartmentized data which is only seen in one agency). Anyway what I hear top secret is basically a blanket statement put over basically anything the government or military doesn't want the other's to see (not just something to protect stuff of national secruity interest). That's bad because then how to tell the crappy secrets from the important ones?
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Yeah, I work there and I can assure you that those are not real. In fact, we don't even use badges. We use cranial implants that are scanned for verification.
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Well, I have Fuschia Tango clearance, so top that.
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