SEMINARS FOR FEMALES
(prepared and presented by males)

1. Elementary Map Reading

2. Crying and Law Enforcement

3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR

4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

6. The Seven-Outfit Week

7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal With it.")

8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions

9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights

10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed

11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament

13. Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I love you".)

14. How to Earn Your Own Money

15. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")

16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side

17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station

19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels

20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy

21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too

22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out

23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")

24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"

25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House

26. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

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Since this unbalances the quantity of political incorrectness here at the forums, I'd appreciate if someone would dredge up the female-perspective of the above list of "courses".

--Baloo

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Why would you want a female perspective on things? As we all know, their only purpose in this plane of existance is to make our lives miserable, and I think some old-fasioned sexism is just what the doctor/MiWC ordered.

*Waits for it..*

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The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable --
Gaseous Anomaly...
What anomalises gaseously.

1.Asking for Directions: It doesn't hurt.

2.Why Cursing at Police Officers doesn't work.

3.Advanced Math Seminar: Balancing your Checkbook.

4.You CAN call a plumber.

5.Missing the SuperBowl vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

6.Why Plaid and Paisly Doesn't Work Together.

7.PMS: Men Get it Too.

8.Driving I: Why The Road Isn't Yours.

9.Driving II: The Meaning of "Right of Way".

10.Driving III: The Speed Limit is Your Friend.

11.Driving IV: SUV's Aren't Tanks.

12.Sports: Their Only a Game.

13.Telephones Exist, Telephones are Your Friends. (formerly titled "Pick Up the Phone and CALL ME, Bastard!")

14.Things More Important than Work.

15.Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Underwear Bad, Jewelry Good")

16.Putting the Seat Down: YOUR Problem, Not Mine.

17.How to Do Your Laundry.

18.Yes, You Can Let Me Drive Your Car.

19.It's Okay to Give Up the Remote Control

20.What Goes Around Comes Around: Why You're Sleeping on the Couch Tonight.

21.We're Allowed to Have Mutual Friends.

22.Her Underwear Drawer: Stay Out!

23.Commitment is a Beautiful, Painless Thing (Formerly Titled: "Getting Married Doesn't Kill").

24.To Love and Cherish: How to Treat Your Wife.

25.Why Your Car's Motor Is Unwelcome In The House

26.Your Mate: Nagging Bitch, or Misunderstood Underappreciated Woman?

and Gaseous Anomaly: *SMITE*

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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies

--Baloo

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In the race against ignorance, ignorance has a head start.
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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

If I had to pick one, it would Jubes no #11. I really wish my SUV was a tank.

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