------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
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And here I thought it was going to be a virtual hack of the furbster with like an ax or something.
------------------ We sneaked into the nearby Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos, we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time. ~ C. Mongomery Burns
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I'd try some of this stuff, but if the Furby were damaged, I'd have to have it refurbished.
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Y'know, that's the kind of joke that'll get you killed in a dark alley someday... :-)
------------------ "Maybe they're trying to breed them..." -guy in my math class, suggesting a reason for there being two overhead projectors in the classroom