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A Resident Alien was found missing by a small crowd of friends who visit now and then. Members of the peace force, who were legally drunk, being on a working vacation, said that the alien had been studying advanced Basic from a passive aggresive computer jock.
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Funny, I don't see military intelligence... or United Nations...
------------------ "Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace
------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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I think there should be some sort of inclusion for "Fast, Friendly Service"
------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
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Not sure if an imperative sentance can constitute an oxymoron, but here's one from "Mortal Kombat": choose your destiny. And how about peace-keeping missiles and limited nuclear war? Barely dead. A little pregnant. Alone together.
------------------ For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken
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Nooooo! Alone together is an incredibly useful poetic term used to imply a situation in which two people who by all rights should be extremely close are locked away in their own worlds. The day before you break up with your girlfriend, while you're still trying to figure out what to say while you both watch the late show? You're alone together.
An example (In spirit, anyway.):
"Now that I have found someone I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before"
Ben Folds Five
See?
------------------ "And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot." -- The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
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