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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Oh, I get it. Baloo. "Bare Necessities". Funny.

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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Yes, corny and utterly lame humour with Elim, Thursdays at 3:30 EST on CardieTV. Check local listings for syndication.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
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The random thoughts of Montgomery:

Itch
Scratch itch
Blood
Oh darn
Distract oneself
Computers
(sex)
Keep crashing, is bad.
Does printer in here work?
Can't be arsed finding out
Want to make big UFP logo to stick on wall
Need disc
Where disc
(sex)
Disc in room
Ugh, lost interest
Back pain
Ow
Music stuck in head
(sex)
Can't name the tune
So can never buy it and exorcise tune from skull
FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!
Dizzy
Chill out time
Starships forum beckons
Heh-heh patience, patience
Homer Simpson - The Ultimate everyman
Ow
(sex)
Time?
Later than I thought, but what the hell.
(sex)
Sound
Bugles and horses
...........
EEEEEK!!!

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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I'll save everyone a lot of trouble, and just use an equation.

Thoughts per minute = "sex" x 60

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."

-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Well duh!

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-You're crazy!!!
-Funny, I thought I was pisces!

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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BTW, saw part deux of "smack the pony" an hour ago.
You brit's are very funny. M'yes indeed.

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-You're crazy!!!
-Funny, I thought I was pisces!

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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o_O

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"Sully, for Shame! And don't be foolish! What are we trying to practice every day? If our friendship depends on things like space and time, then when we finally overcome space and time, we've destroyed our own brotherhood! But overcome space, and all we have left is Here. Overcome time, and all we have left is Now. And in the middle of Here and Now, don't you think that we might see eachother once or twice?"
- Jonathan Livingston Seagull

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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Didn't you know? Humor (as we know it today) was invented in the British Isles in 1325. Prior to then, humor consisted of doing grievous bodily harm to someone else and laughing uproariously.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
--George Carlin
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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Uh... A lot of people still think that's what humor is.

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

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HMS White Star
Active Member
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Once aupon a time there were Three Stooges...

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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos and a d*mn lucky b*st*rd:-) )

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