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Baloo
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Gravie: Neener-neener!

This Blonde was getting sick of being made fun of, so she dyed her hair brown.

Now that she was happy nobody would make fun of her, she wanted to test it. So she's out in her car driving, when she sees a farmer with sheep. so she thinks about how to show she�s smart and she goes to the farmer & tells him,"If I can guess how many sheep you have, you will give me one.

So the farmer agrees and she says 256. It's correct so she says" I'll take that furry one there.

When she's leaving, the farmer tells her, if I can guess the real color of your hair, will you give me my dog back?

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Jeff Raven
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Hey! I posted the same joke back when you held the blonde joke competition!!

So neener neener to you, Baloo!

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