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Coming to you live from the "groovy" State Fair, it's me. Woo-hoo. It's telling that the biggest attraction is this "wonderous world of online stuff" booth. Fun, no? Anyway, I'm just resting here, wondering when the huge man-eating clowns will be released for the parade.
Boy, it's hard to be witty in a public setting. I think I had better just cut my loses and go back to checking the history file on this thing.
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Sol System: Strange and Dangerous in public places.
------------------ I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth. Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird! No, just give the Great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll oink for more every time. ~C. Mongomery Burns
------------------ "I promise you, Wilma, that not one man on this force will rest until the criminal scum that did this are behind bars. Now let's go get a bite to eat." - Frank Drebbin, Detective Lieutenant in Police Squad
I can sense the enthusiasm of this fair emanating off the computer screen.
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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I'm tempted to comment on how this same attraction was filled to overflowing last year, yet was only sparsely populated this year. Suggesting, perhaps, that the Internet is no longer considered to be something that people cannot see in their ordinary lives.
Two-headed cattle, on the other hand, remain in great demand.
------------------ I do indeed and shall continue Dispatch the shiftless man to points beyond -- Soul Coughing
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Oooo, you have a two headed cow!! I wanna see!
------------------ I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth. Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird! No, just give the Great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll oink for more every time. ~C. Mongomery Burns
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