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Baloo
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Go see!

Coney's getting more predator training at Kevin & Kell. (Link opens in a new window.)

I'd just link to the image, but they don't like you to do that.

--Baloo

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Kosh
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I'd like to have the Kenworth Camper in an all wheel drive model.

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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What IS it with men and SUV's?!

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Xentrick
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what is it with *women* and SUV's? Soccer moms really nead a $ 35,000 tank to get the groceries?
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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I've got an even better question: What is it w/ SUV's?! :-)

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LOA
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I WANT A NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*goes to cry about her car*

~LOA

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Baloo
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LOA: What happened to your car? (Or are you lamenting that you haven't got one at all?)

--Baloo

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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I think LOA's car is rather... worn out.

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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Her nice Cavalier got smashed to itty bitty bits after it got hit by some joyriders (noone hurt, AFAIK)... It was replaced with a Ford Tempo. It's a lemon...

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Baloo
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Ack! The curs-ed Ford Tempo! They started making those before they started boasting about quality being Job One. Tempo was a good idea, badly designed and poorly executed. Try to let someone joyride that thing and get an Escort or a Contour. Either is preferable to a Tempo.

You have my deepest sympathy.

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TSN
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Heh. I haven't got one at all. *sigh*

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Curry Monster
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Well I've been looking about for an suv of my very own, looking at a landrover county. Beautiful things, only problem is that a decent one is AU $12 000. I'v haven't got that kind of money coming out of my arse.
But, scrimp, save and one never knows .

As for the soccer mums...they'd have to be amongst the worst drivers on the road. Can't have little Johnny late for the game now can we? (Perhaps if you had made the little git wake up 5 minutes earlier.......).


Here's a wee link. the top one is a county, even though the caption says defender =).
http://4wd.sofcom.com/LandRover/Defender/110.html
And here's a pic of the type I'm currently using...*Hears boos from non-enthusiasts*.
http://4wd.sofcom.com/Mitsubishi/Pajero/1996.html my one is the long wheel base version of the bottom picture on that page.

Ain't 4X4's grand.
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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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I haven't got a car either - can't afford one.

Hopefully once I graduate from uni, get myself a high flying job and earn ridiculous amounts of money, that's when my first car will arrive.

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Baloo
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The only people who need an SUV are the ones who actually do the things an SUV is capable of, like towing tons of stuff or negotiating difficult trails. If you just fantasize about that stuff, get a Subaru or an Audi Quattro.

No SUV handles or stops as well as a car, and only the most absurdly expensive ones accelerate like a car. If you want to mash the occupants in another car into chunky salsa because you're too bad a driver to avoid collisions, you don't need to be driving in the first place.

The most common "reason" I hear for driving an SUV is "It's safer in a collision".

It's only safer in a collision with smaller vehicles. It doesn't have the crush zones it needs to be safer in collisions with other SUVs or immovable objects, such as a bridge abutment. In those cases, the vehicle survives, while the passengers absorb all the excess kinetic energy. Fun, huh?

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TSN
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Or they flip over and burn... *sings the Canyonero song from The Simpsons* "Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts..."

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