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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Member # 5

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...More or less:

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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What's the difference?

If it punches you in the face, it's probably an ape.

If it bites your finger off, it's likely to be a monkey.

That simple? Well, people are known for making life look way more complicated than it really is.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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This has been another episode of "Rutger's Taxonomy".

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"Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile."
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Soul Coughing

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Just read that this morning.

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