If you don't know anyone with one o' them (children or riding vehicles) don't bother to forward this.
If you do, try to make your message as vague and alarming as possible, unless, of course, you actually like the people you forward this message to.
PS: AAFES (pronounced Ay-fees) is the Army and Air Force Exchange Service. So now you know.
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[This message was edited by Baloo on March 30, 1999.]