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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

I promised a page about a woman sexually attracted to guillotines, and such a page I will deliver.

Slide that blade into my heart, love.

And I don't mean she's turned on by guillotines. She's attracted TO them. And engaged to one.

Plus, the frosting upon the cake: the background MIDI is by ABBA.

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"Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile."
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Soul Coughing

Registered: Mar 1999 | IP: Logged

Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

Just in case you're lazy, I'll share my two favorite things from the place.

One, the webpage actually written by the guillotine. Two, the copyright present on each picture.

Three, the fact that a "Sexy Artifacts Webring" exists.

Ok, so that was three things. Which is, I suppose, obvious.

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"Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile."
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Soul Coughing

Registered: Mar 1999 | IP: Logged

Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

who wants to make the first cutting remark? Some girls have tough boyfriends, but this guy really has an edge, eh? When he drops in, heads will roll. I wonder if he ever gets any....

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local radio station tonight played the Ten at Ten, tonight's theme: guilty pleasures, songs you like but might not want to admit to it. One of them was 'Dancing Queen,' buy ABBA. The DJ's comment: "ABBA were out, but ever since the movie 'Muriel's Wedding,' it's okay to like them again."

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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Member # 5

posted

(o_O) - ?!?

Errr... I think the title is quite appropriate. She has lost her head!

--Baloo

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My mind wanders, but don't worry. It's weak and can't get very far.
--Steve Allen
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

Registered: Mar 1999 | IP: Logged

Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

posted

whoa!

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin