Click me!
A little slow at first, but as soon as he starts talking about the spinning Earth-globe, you know you're in for a treat.
------------------"Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile."--Soul Coughing
------------------"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin
------------------The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?~C. Mongomery Burns