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10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

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Sol System
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I'm trying to find some argument with this...

Um...uh...

Well, some people stare at you funny if you're over 25 and still trick or treating. But no one does if you're having sex. Unless of course you're doing it on Halloween. On their front porch. At three in the afternoon.

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Mikey T
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An idea came to my mind when I read this:

Can't you have the best of both worlds?

Go dress up in your costume and go to WeHo to get a "trick" or a "treat."

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You can make it right
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The First One
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As a trained fireworks professional, I have to tell you that Bonfire Night (aka Guy Fawkes' Night) on November 5th is better than sex.
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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Not when it's sex with ME....

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

32 days till the dreams become reality...


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RW
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This is really funny. I'm in no position to argue, since I have never indulged in either of the two. Ha ha :]

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Elim Garak
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Guy Fawkes Day is quite the blast, huh, Lee?

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The First One
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Unfortunately Jubes is free to make these lofty claims with impunity, since my challenges that she prove it go unanswered.

But thinking about it, there may be a grain of truth in her assertion, since fireworks contain an element of threatened death which adds a certain frisson to the occasion, not unlike the danger of Charles finding out. . . 8)


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Jubilee
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Which is currently the only reason why I WON'T prove my allegations....

well, that and we're on two different continents.

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

32 days till the dreams become reality...


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First of Two
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Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot...
I see no reasn why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

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