Tahna: So she likes anything that's cute, shiny, and has dolphins in it...?
*Looks down*
Two outa three ain't bad, y'know. 
Seriously, get her the petrified remains of a polar bear after devouring a certain marine mammal.
Seriously, two years? Congratulations.
Sod the dolphins. Get her a nice bracelet, presented to her over a candlelit meal at the dearest restaurant you can find that's near you. And act like a total gentleman - not saying you're not( 
) - but treat her like a queen for days.
Actually, I may be going overboard.
Hang on, it'll only take a week or two for me to float over the North Atlanic. Than we'll go for Option 1.
*FLEES GIBBERING LIKE A MAD FISH*
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"Fire, Fire!" said Mrs O'Dwyer.
"Where, where?" said Mrs O'Hare.
"Down in the town." said Mrs Brown.
"Lord bless us and save us"
said old Mrs Davis.
"I never knew a herring was a fish."
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