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I think I won an award. Can anyone translate the following?
Deine Homepage bekommt den Rang Lieutenant Commander von Svens StarTrek Page verliehen. Wenn Du die Awardgrafik in Deine Homepage einbinden m�chtest, benutze bitte diesen
Vergesse nicht auch die Awardgrafik "online zu bringen" !!
Life long and prosper Sven
------------------ CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.
[This message was edited by Baloo on March 31, 1999.]
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If you want to include the award image in your homepage, please use this one. This award was given by Sven's star trek page. Don't forget to upload the award image (I think)
The consumer warnings and advisories you've been seeing under my posts were found on a science website by a friend of mine. The only credit I can claim for them is recognizing that they are funny and taking the time to copy them down.
------------------ ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Known as "Tunneling," This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result.