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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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"Alright, so it's impossible. How long will it take?"
-Commander Adams, Forbidden Planet

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Why do you have dancing Jamaharon dolls, TSN?

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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Ahhh! It's burning my eyes...yet I can't look away. I'm feeling...'frisky'[Is that what they're supposed to do?]. *Decides to don pizza uniform.*

"Hey Baby, did someone order a pizza?"
"Yes, I did. Does it have extra salami?"
"Oh yeah, A big piece..."

*Bow-Wo-Chuk-a-Chink-Wah-Wah..."

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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Sorry.

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

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Epoch
Geology Rocks
Member # 136

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Must control urge to slap Ultra Magnus for bad porno joke.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Member # 5

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No. I really don't think you are.

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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*is very much in favour of bad porno jokes, so slaps Tec for even considering slapping Magnychops*

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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I must say, that is the first time I have ever seen anyone try to represent porno music in writing...

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"Alright, so it's impossible. How long will it take?"
-Commander Adams, Forbidden Planet

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Did a pretty good job too, not that I would know.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

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Epoch
Geology Rocks
Member # 136

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Oh yeah well you just wait First One I'm going to get my big brother and we'll see who does all the slapping around here.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Ooh, I'm so scared. . . 8P

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Epoch
Geology Rocks
Member # 136

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You better be scared.

*gets all huffy and red in the face*

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Ooh, I'm all a-tremble. Fresh underwear required here pronto!

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