------------------ "Scrooge had often heard it said that Marley had no bowels, but he had never believed it until now." -- Charles Dickens (A Christmas Carol -- Charles Dickens) http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm
[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited November 30, 1999).]
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Says the man with the signature that sets schoolchildren ablaze and turns kittens into undead maneaters.
------------------ "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns, and then he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?." -- Futurama
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Hang on a minute. A buttload of antimatter?! Just what exactly are they doing at Los Alamos, I wonder.
------------------ "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns, and then he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?." -- Futurama
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I was watching the Simpsons the other night and heard Grandpa say that his car gets 4 rods to the hogshead. So he gets 4 rods to half a buttload.
------------------ Death before Dishonor! However Dishonor has quite a disputed defintion.