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Oh, and if you ever go to a war, make sure it is with a fairly evenlyy matched country, and just fight dirty. If you go against a group that you completly outmatch, you'll loose. Big time.
Oh, and if you ever build a fortress capable of destroying a planet, and it's attacked by a small group of, say, 30 little ships, don't stand their winging about how you never expected that, and don't send out 12 lttle ships to destroy them. Send the 3000 of the little f*chers that you've git stashed away on that thing, and blow the good buys to ickle bits.
Oh, and if you ever do design a superweaponn, amke sure it hasn't got a weakness that 'no-one will ever find, and if they do will find it nearly impossiible to exploit'
And if a secret agent comes up to you and TELLS YOU HIS REAL NAME...kill him.
And kill David Hasselhoff, and steal his car.
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I have no overwhelming desire to rule the world. Just to cause a nuclear war that destroys it. Is that too much to ask?
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
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