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Charles Capps
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... I've had plenty lately.

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One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


I'm sure Baloo will post to discount that as a valid origin... oh well.

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Fabrux
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*LOL*

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Baloo
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I will not dispute the above account.

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PsyLiam
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I'm more worried about the fact that Charles' has had several days where his elves have gotten sick...

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Jubilee
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Or where he's shoved christmas trees up Angel's asses.

*wonders if it's safe to have him over for the christmas holidays after all.....*

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PsyLiam
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Doesn't bode well for the Buffy spin-off show does it? Poor David's not gonna enjoy that Christman special...

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Orion Syndicate
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OK, but when he's got a gorgeous girlfriend begging him to give it to her, I don't think the tree will bother him too much.

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