posted April 19, 1999 11:10 AM
Yet another installment of queasy cookery, courtesy of James Lileks and bizarre cookbooks from the makers of bland products.
------------------ I came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys...and the building started up. So I took it out for a drive. A cop pulled me over for speeding. He asked me where I live... "Right here". -- Steven Wright