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PsyLiam
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quote:
Originally posted by First of Two:


People who don't know that water expands when it freezes, that the cube of 14 is 2744, or that the capital of Kazakhstan is Alma-ata are ignorant.

And people who know all three (and mention it) are very, very dull indeed.

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TSN
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"Grocka: There's ignorance, and then there's Ignorance. The former is incidental. The latter is intentional."

"You mean, like spelling someone's name incorrectly?"

Zing!

Rob: So, what are you going to do when the majority decide that non-theism == Ignorance, and execute you?

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Malnurtured Snay
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Topher,

But it's not neccessary to do so.

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capped
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Kazakhstan? Oh I remember that one.. it was in an episode of that syndicated show, about the special forces unit that did all sortsa stuff. it was on between 'Suberboy' and that other show about Ken Olandt in the robot police battle suit!

Its a real country too?

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Cartman
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But backward. So it doesn't entirely qualify as such.
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Natshkazak?
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Cartman
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First of Two
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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
"Grocka: There's ignorance, and then there's Ignorance. The former is incidental. The latter is intentional."

"You mean, like spelling someone's name incorrectly?"

Zing!

Rob: So, what are you going to do when the majority decide that non-theism == Ignorance, and execute you?

That's why Hugo, the Great Eternal Platypus, invented the minigun.

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TSN
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So, basically, you're saying that anything bad is a good idea as long as it only applies to other people?

You realize, of course, that no arguement you make from this point forward can be taken seriously (if they were in the first place).

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First of Two
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This implies that you were actually Ignorant enough to take such a clearly ludicrous statement as "we should expand the death penalty to include the ignorant" seriously.

Line on the left, one cross each.

Obvioulsy, for folks like you, I should wear the moose antlers when I'm being ludicrous -- whups -- *puts antlers on* -- when I'm being ludicrous, and take them off when I'm not. *takes antlers off*

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Nature, when we let her, takes care of many of the Ignorant for us. Like those folks who qualify for Darwin awards. I see no reason to help Nature along. However, I see no reason to hinder Her, either.

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PsyLiam
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quote:
Originally posted by First of Two:
This implies that you were actually Ignorant enough to take such a clearly ludicrous statement as "we should expand the death penalty to include the ignorant" seriously.

Yes. It so side splittingly funny that there's no way it can be anything other than a joke. And a genius joke at that! Said by a genius! Which is you!

Ha ha ha. And so forth.

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TSN
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"This implies that you were actually Ignorant enough to take such a clearly ludicrous statement as 'we should expand the death penalty to include the ignorant' seriously."

But, when it's you talking, how do I tell the difference between the clearly ludicrous statements that you're not serious about, and the clearly ludicrous statements that you are serious about?

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Lee
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Zing! Score one for the Nixmeister! 8)

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Curry Monster
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Perhaps it has to do with expression? Damn this text based messaging world!
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First of Two
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Like I said...

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Obvioulsy, for folks like you, I should wear the moose antlers when I'm being ludicrous -- whups -- *puts antlers on* -- when I'm being ludicrous, and take them off when I'm not. *takes antlers off*


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