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I'm aware "Eskimo" is incorrect. It just sounded best in the joke.
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Super-fattening Bacon and Cheese.
Molson Beer.
Kraft Dinner.
Poutine (the real thing).
Eh?
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And land-mine treaties that don't ban antivehicular mines.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Because A-V mines don't go off when a child or adult steps on one.
Because A-P mines are about a billion times more proliferated.
Because banning mines of ANY type is infinitely preferable to PRODUCING and SELLING them (as China, Russia, and the USA still do).
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Now, now, as I'.m sure Firsty will shortly remind you, mines don't kill people - it's the people stepping on mines that kill people (mainly themselves). It's their own fault for not being American and not living in America where there aren't any mines lying around.
Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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quote:Originally posted by Tahna Los: Super-fattening Bacon and Cheese.
Molson Beer.
Kraft Dinner.
Poutine (the real thing).
Eh?
Our bacon and cheese is only fattening to non-Canadians. It's all part of our plan for world domination...Oops I've said too much.
I once heard someone say that it takes 3 swedes and 5 belgians to equal 1 Canadian. I don't think we're that dull.
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5 Belgians in each of us? That would make us a nation of R. Kellys, wouldn't it?
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