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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030422/ap_on_fe_st/peta_town_2
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030429/ap_on_fe_st/peta_hamburg_2

And That's not all. From NefariousMuse.com

"That the meat of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbeque...my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products...my feet be removed and umbrella strands or other ornamentation be made from them...my eyes be removed, mounted and delivered to the administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency..."
-from PETA founder Ingrid Newkirk's last will and testament.


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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What, did they all look at each other during their AGM and say "You know, we're actually starting to be taken seriously and make a difference, how about we pull some insane stunt and set our reputation back ten years or so?"

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Epoch
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Those people are just plain weird. I get sick of their whole "Oh it conjures up violent images." It is a city name that has a history.

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First of Two
Better than you
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They were ALWAYS nuts. This just proves it.

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Wraith
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okaaaaaaay. That's well, silly. Also $15,000 is a bit on the cheap side for changing a towns name.

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"I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman, which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." --Jubal Harshaw

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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Yeah but we're talking about it now, aren't you? That was the whole point. Awareness.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Yes. We're all aware that PETA are nuts.

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Timo
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Incidentally, what does "Hamburg" really mean? Obviously, the "ham" part has no relation whatsoever to the meaty leg of a swine, but is it related to the vaguely Anglo-Saxon word for "village"? Does the name mean "Village Castle" or perhaps "Village Town"? Or does it have more complex origins?

Resident German experts?

Timo Saloniemi

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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Dang, this made me want to get the grill out, get some nice unhealthy ground up animal flesh, cook it, and consume it. A thread that made me hungry....

I must write to PETA and thank them to giving me the urge to kill another cow for consumtion.

The one that got me was the Got Beer? slogan.

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Styrofoaman
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Craptastic.


This is exactly the kind of thing that'll convert new members.

Give ME the $15,000 and I'll invent a meat-free styrofoam-based meat-replacement product.

StyroBurgers! Mmmm.... NOW WITH MORE ISOPENTANE! (TM)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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A cursory investigation reveals that "ham", meaning a village, comes from Germanic words that also meant "house". So "Hamburg" might be "house-castle".
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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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mmmm... white castle
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TSN
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