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Alshrim Dax
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JESUS!!!! And what was going thru this idiot's mind!

http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/comment/story.html?id=0d763abc-53e9-420f-b992-dd89dd7ac202

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All sensible husbands will agree with me when I say that it is very important to beat one's wife. They will therefore share my sympathy with Mohamed Kamal Mustafa, the preacher who was given a 15-month prison sentence in Spain last week for writing a book offering tips on wife-beating, the Muslim way.


...... I should say at once, before I am extradited to Spain and clapped in irons under a European arrest warrant, that I think Mr. Mustafa's advice is very stupid and bad.

It's people like this moron that give the 'Muslim way' a bad rap! No wonder they have so many voluteers for suiside bombers ... who the hell would wanna live like this??

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TheWoozle
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Yep, that's much worse the the way we beat our wives in this country.

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Alshrim Dax
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Haven't seen a book yet published in North America that explains the art of doing it tho' !!

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Jason Abbadon
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I'd imgine there's already a website devoted to it though...
No I'm not going to go looking.

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WizArtist
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quote:

Originally posted by Styrofoaman

Niether do I. I like my $25 pants and this free T-shirt I got from an equipment vendor. Spend $350,000 on a machine and get a free T-shirt! It says "IRAD IRWIN RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT" on the front and it's blue. Came with a matching hat but I lost it

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posted by Elizabeth Anne

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Member # 1162 posted January 10, 2004 01:41 PMJanuary 10, 2004 10:41 AM

The hat looked stupid so I hid it. There, I said it.

And if you don't wash that shirt one of these days I'll hide that too.

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Member # 1162 posted January 12, 2004 12:30 PMJanuary 12, 2004 09:30 AM

Hey, since I out-rank him/her/it can I have the honor of destroying him/her/it?

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Originally posted by Elizabeth Anne
posted January 20, 2004 01:27 PMJanuary 20, 2004 10:27 AM

...and I'm Irish and can KICK YOUR ASS even while sitting in an office in America! Because you are a MORON and it's only a matter of time before you are deleted

Maybe Elizabeth Anne should write a book on how to beat your Styrofoaman.

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Austin Powers
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*LOL*

Seriously though, has anyone read the whole article??

That guy seems to contradict himself with every second sentence... (perhaps "he" really is a woman) [Roll Eyes]

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Species 1162
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only violent when provoked. [Big Grin] Stupid newbies and smelly shirts are just a few of the things that push my buttons.

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Styrofoaman
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So, we're up to what... 750 things that "push your buttons" now?

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Mucus
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Thats a little odd.

He got thrown in jail just because he wrote a book?
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it" and all that?

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Omega
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Voltaire wasn't Spanish, I guess.

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WizArtist
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quote:
Originally posted by Elizabeth Anne:
only violent when provoked. [Big Grin] Stupid newbies and smelly shirts are just a few of the things that push my buttons.

Man, I better check and make sure I have my non-idiot credentials with me....

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Jason Abbadon
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Your tag no longer reads "Junior Member" so feel free to be an idio...er...yourself. [Wink]

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WizArtist
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Captain, me wee bairnes have been hit, ah cint keep er in warp!

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WizArtist
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quote:
Originally posted by Styrofoaman:
So, we're up to what... 750 things that "push your buttons" now?

That thunderous sound you just heard was Elizabeth Anne proving that nothing made of styrofoam is capable of holding a good Irish drink.

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"Voltaire wasn't Spanish, I guess."

Nor was Evelyn Beatrice Hall.

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