quote:Originally posted by Sol System: I am the only male within a certain age range in my immediate family (in a geographic, rather than genetic, sense) who didn't make it to Eagle Scout.
I didn't even make it to Tenderfoot. Although, I did survive the Bobcat through Webolos and Arrow of Light ranks in the Cub Scouts. As if that means anything to anyone anywhere.
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Re conversations: I often feel like I do not have enough Neat Occurances built up over any arbitrary amount of time to really support one. But, OK, New Year's resolution: send me messages everyone and I will try to be interesting.
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Oh, dead god. Try and lose weight, try and learn origami, do anything but try and be "interesting".
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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No. Why are you online now anyway? Shouldn't you be in bed?
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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quote:send me messages everyone and I will try to be interesting.
Get a Flatscreen monitor. It is the single most ergonomic and environmentally sound visual medium yet, and has proven to be both easier to produce and easier to recycle. All advice after this one are optional.
Do one thing every day that disgusts you. Fap. Disrespect your siblings, for they are the ones who've followed you closest in your life, nagging and bullying you into submission, and they are the ones most probable to harass you emotionally in the future.
LARP. Some of the interesting LARPers I've met didn't know if they wanted to quit LARPing and get a life at 20, some of the most confused 40-year old LARPers I know still don't.
Maybe you'll get arrested, maybe you won't, maybe you'll bite the pillow, maybe you won't, maybe you'll dance like a headless chicken after an LSD- and Advocaat-binge when the shyster got you off.
The race is long, and ultimately only with your spouse, who will try to kill you for your insurance money. Remember all the sass you've recieved, forget all the two-faced asskissing from insurance salesmen and scientologists.
Pretentiousness is good, a form of feather-ruffling where you might convince people of your importance, depth and merit, while not having gone the hard way of getting it. Be as ostentatious as you can be, you're bound to catch some poor soul in your net.
But trust me, on the Flatscreen.
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-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Now, in Sweden, the christmas Eve is the main festivity day, not the 25th. This means I'll go eat fat food soon and get wrapped things whose ribbons my cat will eat. So from all of me to you, God Jul fr�n Nim.
Next year, I promise to swallow your souls.
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quote:Originally posted by Sol System: I can't win.
Invest in a good, attractive, escort. Really, if you cant start the New Year with a loving, intimate relationship, at least get your rocks off with a hottie.
Nothing wrong with getting sweaty and squirty with a professional as long as you do it safely, Sollie, my good man.
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Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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That's what I'm planning on doing. Whee!!!!
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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