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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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Speaking of the little itty-bitty guillotine *grin* I kicked one of my friends in the nads today (I CAN say nads in here, right? I hope so....) Anyway... yeah... he was bothering me... so kicked him, I did!

~LOA

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"...my body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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LOA: the Kickin Vixen.

Actually, another woman here in Toronto did the same thing to a boy who was harrassing her. Was charged with assault........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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HehHEHEhHEhhEHee.... I likes the little guillotine.... hehhehHEHehehee.....

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

10 days till the dreams become reality...


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First of Two
Better than you
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Ah, this must be some anti-guy thing.

I didn't do it.

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Baloo and I have been reading the same books :)


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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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I have no idea whether I will have more opportunities to get the full use of my "apparatus" before I'm too old for it to function, but I would appreciate anyone with a "tiny guillotine" to keep clear of New Mexico. I'd like to keep my options open.

Thank you.

--Baloo

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Remember: pillage before you burn!
-- G. Khan
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HMS White Star
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Hey I heard of tiny guillotine being used.............


to chop of a guy's...................................


finger (ha, ha, I had your there for a second ).


Actually the odd thing was he did it to himself, to protest, I think partial birth abortions.

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"Think of all the delightful aspects of the reproductive process: menstruation, pregnancy, labor. And the part we're trying to eliminate is sex?" Cecil Adams the guy who does Straight Dope.


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Baloo
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More proof (as if any were required) that people do the damndest things.

--Baloo

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Remember: pillage before you burn!
-- G. Khan
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Dear Points of View

I am disgusted by the Flare forums graphic use of the word 'nads'. If young children read this forum, they might come upon this word, and try to find out wha tit means. Further, they could use these 'nads' for personal gain. I think that anyone caught with nads should have them removed immedietly, and anyone caught promoting the use of nads should be forced to have Frank witter on about the length of the Defiant for a period of no less than 30 days.
I hope that you will press the owner of this forum, a Mr C. Capps, to remove his nads and all nads present on the forums. Thank you.

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"Give me a f*cking..."
-Jubilee McGann


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I NEED those nads!

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

5 days till the dreams become reality...


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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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*grins* Here, Charles.. you can use this little guillotine to help the process along.... heheheh.... >

~LOA

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"...my body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM

Men Suck. Except Ben & Jerry....


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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Jubie and LOA:

And just what tool do you plan to use to remove your "nads"? Females have gonads, too, you know...

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Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons; for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.


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Jubilee
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*is NOT touching that one* *Runs off*

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

4 days till the dreams become reality...


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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My God. You know, when I used the tagline "DEFINITELY Spongeworthy" I then had to explain it to someone via ICQ - I won't say who, to stop everyone laughing at Elim, er, him - who then said that it was unsuitable to use because our younger visitors might wonder what it meant, go ask their parents, and get forbidden to come here as a result.

You can't go through life fearing every possible consequence of you actions, no matter how unlikely or remote they may be. That's political correctness gone mad. . .


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Well, besides the fact that the series that the phrase is from is evil and detrimental to society, he has a point. If you're going to use an obnoxious or crude status line, just post in the Flameboard and OL etc., not in any of the actual sci-fi forums (which is what most new users would be interested in).

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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*thinks she MAY have suddenly gotten lost* Huh?

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"...my body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM

Men Suck. Except Ben & Jerry....


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