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The Excalibur
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(E-Mail joke)
Tom was on the side of the road, and noticed a most unusual funeral procession approching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by another long black hearse about 50 feet beyond. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a Pitt Bull on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking single file. Tom couldn't stand the curiosity, he respectfully approched the man with the dog and said,"sir, I know this is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this , who's is it".

Man: Well, the first hearse is my wife.
Tom: What happened to her.
Man: My dog bit her and she died.
Tom: who's in the second hearse?
Man: That's my motherinlaw, she was trying to help my wife, and my dog bit her, and she died

a moment of silence passes betwen the two men.

Tom: Sir, can I borrow that dog.
Man: Get in line.

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RW
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Wat is groen en rolt van een berg? Antwoord: een slawine.

Wat is groen en moe? Antwoord: een krop slaap

Wat is blauw en rechthoekig? Antwoord: een blauw rechthoekje.

I know you don't understand a word of it but trust me, it is trite.

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Jeff Raven
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Who did what in the where now?

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

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Baloo
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One I wish I thought of first (but didn't): "DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!"

...Which reminds me...

Ever hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic?

He'd lay awake nights wondering if there really was a dog!

[rimshot]

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CAUTION:
The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight.

[This message was edited by Baloo on March 26, 1999.]

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