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AndrewR
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OK, I ordered a book from the fucking stupid uni bookshop - two months ago.

They sent me a card asking if I still wanted the book a month ago, and if so - ring - I did the girl said - "Yes I'll fix that up for you"

Today - go in - oh sorry your order was cancelled...

GRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She didn't 'fix' up anything...

then this really effeminate 'bitch' gay guy - after the woman serving me asks about orders - and I try to reexplain the situation - just puts his palm up and goes "LOOK! bascially well just have to order you a new one - OK!" I had been cordial and nice under the circumstances to the other woman. That guy needed to be bitch slapped.

So now its going to be at least another 1-2 weeks... I have the EXAM soon

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Andrew
VISUALLY pissed off.

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Montgomery
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I have a history of losing my cool in shops. In fact, if they are polite and helpful I always feel a bit cheated of my chance to legitimately bite their heads off. I'd have told them to stick their book order up their asses if it'd happened to me. There's always the "Get me the proprieter!" line, but I always think the outburst, rampage through the shop and final ejection by security to be much more enjoyable in retrospect.

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AndrewR
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Ahhhhhh thankyou for listening.

Well I have PURCHASED the book from their rival store and so I'm gonna ring up and tell them to stick it!

Any suggestions as to what to say

Andrew

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Kosh
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Perhaps you can tell them: Yeah, I hired a thousand Monkeys, with a thousand typewriters, and they still managed to get me the book before you did, so you can cancell my order, THANKS

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Jubilee
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*LMAO*!

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Curry Monster
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Andrew, three words come to mind. But let's be creative.

In regrads to our effiminite friend...do you know any fundamental arabs? Just tip them off, they'll take care of it.

My suggestion for the phonecall: make a few references to their mothers, german short haired pointers and give way signs facing south.

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RW
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Not just fundamental Arabs. Anything fundamental will do. Although it's true fundamentalism is stronger in Arab countries, of course. And please people, let effeminate people be effeminate and don't be so homophobic. 'Kay?

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Curry Monster
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Gee, could I have been joking?

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RW
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Gee, could -I- have been joking??! It was a fucking joke okay?

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