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BlueElectron
Active Member
Member # 281

posted

I just figure out that Patrick Stuwart played the voice of "Number One" in the Stone Cutters episode of the Simpsons.

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Okey, okey, here's my question:

If you are an immortal, do you "rot" simply because of the
nuclear decay of the Carbon-14 particles inside your body?

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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You *just* found out? Dude, you need either more Simpsons or more Star Trek in your blood!

Prepare "The Chair"!

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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

Uh...are we suppposed to argue viciously about this?

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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
--
M. Doughty

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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NO sir, not the comfy chair!

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
Active Member
Member # 318

posted

Let's argue about Blue Electron's username instead. Electrons don't have colour as such, but emit photons when they have enough energy. Quarks on the other hand...

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"Try not.
Do.
Or Do not.
There is no try."
-Yoda, Jedi Master.

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
Member # 91

posted

Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!

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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend far too much time reading this sort of trash.

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Fabrux
Epic Member
Member # 71

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Today is the 1000th anniversary of the founding of our organisation. And to celebrate, we're having ribs.

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"Keep on Trekking"
-D. Kelly

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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"Oh no, I need a bib. If I get any of the sauce on my robe, I might lose the respect of my fellow brethren"

"Remove the Stone of Shame"
"Whoohoo!!!"
"Attach the Stone of Triumph"
"Aaaagggh!!!!!"

Keep in mind that Stonecutters no longer exist. But there is a new and obscure group going by the name of "Cult of No Homers".

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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What? A Stonecutters thread, and no one's sang the Stonecutters' song yet?

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keep the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! WE DO!

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"I'm green! I'm olive! I'm chartreuse!
I'd love to stay one color, but what's the use?"

- Zorak, Bad Bug, Cartoon Planet.

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