------------------ "I can't believe we're actually gonna meet Guru Lou. Everyone says he's the wisest man in the universe. He's sensitive, creative, has a great sense of humour, and he's a really smooth dancer. *giggles*" "You're confused Polly. We're not meeting Paul Newman." - Polly & Speedy; Samurai Pizza Cats
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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You have missed some , Psy. Like Dick (In context), Balls/Nuts (In context, as well), and from what I understand, bloody.
Depending on the time frame, there are quite a few others. When I was in school, even the word Fart was treated as full blown swearing (which equaled Detention, and a call to my parents, which resulted in a "rod of correction"-induced red ass for the rest of the evening.) Same for balls/nuts/etc. Now kids are barely being punished for such words as Shit/Fuck.
TV has released its restrictions on most curse words. 30 years ago, it was rare enough just to hear Damn and Hell. 15 years ago, you could start hearing ass and Bastard about four or five years ago, the Bitch, Dick, and anything on a scale less than Shit & Fuck. when I was a child, the word Fuck meant an instant "R" Rating. Now it is even in PG movies. This goes for Radio, as well.
------------------ Look at the past few years: Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to: Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with: Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have: Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
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As far as I know, John Cleese was the first person to say "fuck" on TV. A good couple of decades ago too.
He was also the first person (arguably) to say "fuck" at a funeral, when describing the deceased (Graham Chapman).
We need more people like him...
------------------ "I can't believe we're actually gonna meet Guru Lou. Everyone says he's the wisest man in the universe. He's sensitive, creative, has a great sense of humour, and he's a really smooth dancer. *giggles*" "You're confused Polly. We're not meeting Paul Newman." - Polly & Speedy; Samurai Pizza Cats
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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DeForest Kelly was the first person to say damn (the first curse word allowed) on TV over 30 years ago.
------------------ Look at the past few years: Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to: Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with: Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have: Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
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According to my sources, there is a truck (sorry, lorry) company in or around London with the admirable if queer proclimation on the side: "We're the bog's dollocks!" My sources say this is cause for great hilarity.
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Hmm. Weird. I look forward to seeing my mates so we can begin the abuse. I mean come on, CUNT isn't that offensive. You see, if I call Liam a donkey-beef-riding poo puncher he won't take it personally. He'll probably laugh. As it should be.
------------------ "Remeber, if there is a nuclear explosion, be sure to close your windows as the massive heat could cause objects within your home to catch fire".
And for your enjoyment, here's a transcript of a converstion me and Daryus had last week. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Are you drunk? Or just in high spirits? neither you have to realise that I am a multi faceted person *L* No shit huh ) Right. Doesn't that mean two-faced bastard in real-talk? No Twat Prick. girly man lady-boy gout sniffer arse-licker ooh yum gramma muff diver hairy-toed eeediot Bogan Elton-John lover Now that's low you flagpole rider You *ALAN* fucking fecker. You're married to *ALAN* aren't you? The pair of you joined the north east atlantic pod last I heard
You actually gave birht to *ALAN*. Through your pink bits. *ALAN* was actually concieved by your mamma. And a donkey Your mamma is so ugly, *ALAN*is the only person she's ever got off with. Hmm, actually you are mistaken, I believe your mamma got off with *ALAN* when he was 12 is incest a usual thing in your family? It was until my mum met you, which wa enough to put her off men for life. If you can be called a man, and not a great big walking balding carpet. That's fat. well its true that I am a fat fat fat bastard, as you quite obiviously know However there's something called the small penis gene, as I understand it no male of your family has ever had a cock longer than 3 cm I beleive its the source of all problems they have with women Ah, I see what you did. You converted Inches to cm's back to front. Thinking that there were 2 and a half inches to a cm. So you're right, with the 7.5 inch thing. I think you are the confused one brother of *ALAN* No, you are. Lover of *ALAN*. OK I didn't want to pull out the big guns but you leave me no choice. If this does not shut you up nothing will. Sorry I had to do this, it's kinda like a death sentence, but....: You *BULGARIAN* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*breaths*OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*hits crotch on a pipe*Ooh. heheh =-) Well said sir
We love each other really.
Hmm, think there's a competition in this?
[Edited by Daryus - Liam, you forgot to remove a critical name reference. Sometimes you are so stupid, I almost do believe you are Bulgarian. BTW Do you think Alan will catch on?] ------------------ "I can't believe we're actually gonna meet Guru Lou. Everyone says he's the wisest man in the universe. He's sensitive, creative, has a great sense of humour, and he's a really smooth dancer. *giggles*" "You're confused Polly. We're not meeting Paul Newman." - Polly & Speedy; Samurai Pizza Cats
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------------------ "Remeber, if there is a nuclear explosion, be sure to close your windows as the massive heat could cause objects within your home to catch fire".
A small cat. Not a swear word. Also refers to that same fun wet region as "twat". Used in "I'm gonna get me some pussy". Although that's more a brother saying. Bo. Has become a bit of a cliche in Britain thanks to jerry Springer. Also used to refer to a coward/wimp. "Don't be such a pussy". Much omre common in Britain.
Cock
Men have them. They don't look nice. Mine is big. Looking at vacuum cleaners makes Kryten's go Double Polariod. Nuff said. Also the expression "I've cocked up" roughtly translates to "Oh dear, I've mad a bit of a mess there, haven't I?"
Bloody
One of those swear words (like "Sod") that your dad uses. Refers to something covered in blood (obviously), but can also be used as a n all purpose adjetive to express annoyance. "Bloody Yanks. Bloody Barbeque. Bloody Nazi's. Bloody great cock" etc.
------------------ "I can't believe we're actually gonna meet Guru Lou. Everyone says he's the wisest man in the universe. He's sensitive, creative, has a great sense of humour, and he's a really smooth dancer. *giggles*" "You're confused Polly. We're not meeting Paul Newman." - Polly & Speedy; Samurai Pizza Cats
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Wellllll...... someone with a bigger memory than mine could probably pull a ton off Internet gaming. That is the biggest, most annoying stupid, and consistently grating sinkhole of insults anywhere. I love it!
Just a few:
Camper: a sniper or just general lamer who sits in one annoying place and snipes at others in a FPS in an "unsportsman-like" manner, highly subjective
LPB and HPB: Low ping bastard and high ping bastard. Basically people with standard phone lines hate people with high bandwidth and low latency connections, its occasionally seen as "cheating".
uhhhh...mind freezing up. Ah screw it....someone else might remember more.
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I mean come on, CUNT isn't that offensive. You see, if I call Liam a donkey-beef-riding poo puncher he won't take it personally. He'll probably laugh. As it should be.
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