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Coddman
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WHEN I called to complain about the condition of the uniform of my pizza delivery man and how that he kept looking in my house when I specifically asked him NOT TO LOOK IN MY HOUSE I was told that I did not have to order pizza from them anymore if I did not want to and they dont understand why I keep ordering pizza from them since I am never happy about the service.

The facts are these:
1. Richard is dirty.
2. Richard brings to my house filthy pornography.
3. Richard constantly is hanging around my house. Parking out in front of my house.
4. Richard enjoys rubbing the fact he has a brand new mail van in my face.
5. Richard talks to the neighbors about me.
8. Richard is always trying to look into my house.
9. Richard smells like filth. Like a pig.
10.Richard is obesessed with me.
11.Richard is not a good mail person.
12.Richard does not belive in the Lord Jesus Christ.
13.Richard steals and reads my mail sometimes that include cash money and/or checks.


I've known about this psycho's LiveJournal for some time now, but with the recent "addition of weird sites to the weird site pool" by some of the members, I feel obligated to share "I hate Richard the Mail Man" 's LiveJournal with you.

For best results, read the journal from bottom to top, not top to bottom. (It is time/date specific.)

WARNING... This guy is COMPLETELY INSANE: Strong religious themes (including but not limited to God, homosexuality, and more God), descriptions of violence, inappropriate language (FlameBoard material)



Click here to view most recent entries only:
-------- ihaterichard.livejournal.com
OR Click here to view a calendar showing all entries:
-------- 2000 Calendar

[This message has been edited by Coddman (edited September 12, 2000).]


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Malnurtured Snay
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

This guy is ... insane ...

Totally insane.

And I deliver pizzas, and if this guy don't want ME looking into his house, he'd better tip me really well, yes?


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TSN
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Well, I haven't actually looked at the site, but I have one question about the above quote... Why is the mailman delivering the pizza?

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000


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Coddman
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JeffKardde : Yes, that was the general consensus when it was first revealed to my friends and I, as well. He's a nutcase. *cough* But he's funny, if you can see past the scary part....heh.

TSN: The linebreak means it's 2 seperate quotes....I know, I know, I should have put 2 (quote) things in.... *L*


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Xentrick
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Uhhhh, the mailman delivers pizza; what's their slogan, "Thirty Days or it's Free?"
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Teelie
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That's what I was thinking. Mailmain delivering pizzas... right.

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Curry Monster
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Did you know that milkmen deliver meat?

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Malnurtured Snay
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Have you seen the list of Ultimate Sinners?

Richard is #1. Who are the poilce? -)

What did Councilman Ray Gabinski do to make this guy upset?

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