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I posted it earlier. My favorite part is how the hijackers were hollowed out and their still living skins were used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth the Rampant. Hell has never seemed so appropriate.
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I thought someone might have, but I checked the thread listing and didn't see anything that stood out. Oops.
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It still seems massively appropriate. and this one is nice too:
U.S. Urges Bin Laden To Form Nation It Can Attack WASHINGTON, DC— Speaking via closed-circuit television from the Oval Office Monday, President Bush made a direct plea to Osama bin Laden to form a nation the U.S. can attack. "Whether you take over an existing nation like Afghanistan or create a new breakaway republic called, say, Osamastan, the important thing is that you establish an identifiable nation-state with an army, a capital, and clearly defined borders," Bush said. "Maybe you could also sign some quick treaties to definitively establish who your allies are." The president then pledged $600 million to bin Laden for the construction of a state-of-the-art defense headquarters that the U.S. can bomb.
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