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"I can bring my partner to the 'big O' just by kissing her."
Surely that'd just be inconvenient? Don't you ever have to kiss your parents?
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No, I stopped kissing my parents when I was 10.
And previous to J, I han't ever been this deeply involved, which explains why it hadn't happened before. (Although I did once surprise a girl who told me she simply couldn't reach that point. -- Ah, the benefits of a little hard work...)
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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I like girls
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"No, I stopped kissing my parents when I was 10."
I feel your pain.
"And previous to J, I han't ever been this deeply involved, which explains why it hadn't happened before."
You know, bringing a girl to orgasm with a kiss really isn't a good thing. It takes almost all the fun out of it.
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mmmmmm, I've heard of it before, but never first hand... er first's lips....
Toe curling foreplay, followed by a g-spot tease.....
Go First Go
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If First can make his girl do the "yes yes yes" thing just by giving her a quick peck, then the last thing he needs is encouragement.
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Yeah, so...no laid for me this weekend. Flo came to town. So...laid next week.
Meanwhile, my friend Johannah is trying to smash me together with her friend Julia. Whee.
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Shiki, you're an unusual carrot in the garden of life.
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I never said it was a quick peck. It takes a full-press kiss.
As for what ELSE I can do... last time, she lost count after eighteen.
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"All jocks think about is sports. All NERDS think about is SEX." --Louis Skolnick, to Betty Childs, "Revenge Of The Nerds"
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18 is that mm, guys she would rather be with,times you disapointed her sexually, girls she would rather be with, or dollars she was willing to pay for you to leave her alone.
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