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Author Topic: Baby Suicide Bomber First of Two Better than you Member # 16 posted                       Since the family members have taken credit for dressing the kid up, we can assume it's a genuine baby. And we can assume that the relatives are some pretty sick fuckers. -------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Obese Penguin Doomsayer Member # 271 posted                       At first I thought it was a doll too but as First said the family says they dressed up the "cutest" baby. Creepy Shit. -------------------- My Mother never found the irony in calling me a son of a bitch Registered: Dec 1999  |  IP: Logged TSN I'm... from Earth. Member # 31 posted                       And you're sure these "relatives" actually exist? Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Obese Penguin Doomsayer Member # 271 posted                       Well how can we be sure that anything reported is true ? I'm assuming that article is correct. Agreed that this could be some type of IDF propaganda but again I'm going by the article. Either way who ever did this be it a Palestinian or an IDF propaganda officer is one sick puppy. [ June 29, 2002, 19:46: Message edited by: Obese Penguin ] -------------------- My Mother never found the irony in calling me a son of a bitch Registered: Dec 1999  |  IP: Logged Malnurtured Snay Blogger Member # 411 posted                       I do not exist. I am a computer program self-written within the Flare server, and based on the (tweaked) personalities of UM and Vogon Poet. Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged Sol System two dollar pistol Member # 30 posted                       You wish. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Lee I'm a spy now. Spies are cool. Member # 393 posted                       Well, I was wondering if there was a correlation between his jeep fetish and my current plans to buy a Toyota 4-wheeler. . . -------------------- Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged Malnurtured Snay Blogger Member # 411 posted                       Or my gun fetish, and your recent plans to buy a handgun! Unless you were kidding about that ... ? Don't buy a Toyota 4x4! Don't you have Wranglers in England? You can take the doors off! And put them back on! Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged Lee I'm a spy now. Spies are cool. Member # 393 posted                       Well. . . Who knows. As regards the Rav4, we need a family-sized car and given how bad the roads are in London, it might as well be a 4-wheeler. -------------------- Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged Malnurtured Snay Blogger Member # 411 posted                       quote: family-sized car So does that mean she is pregnant? Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged TSN I'm... from Earth. Member # 31 posted                       No, it means you are. You're going to have Lee and UM's baby. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Malnurtured Snay Blogger Member # 411 posted                       No wonder I've been so cranky lately! Well, eight more months to go, I guess. Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged Free ThoughtCrime America Senior Member Member # 480 posted                       Poet, I'm sorry. It was an accident. [ June 30, 2002, 23:21: Message edited by: Thoughtchopper ] Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Lee I'm a spy now. Spies are cool. Member # 393 posted                       Yeah, well, it's a bit late now. . . Remember, kids, when they say they'll pull out in time, they're usually lying. No, my wife is not pregnant. 8) -------------------- Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs astronauts gotta get paid Member # 239 posted                       So how exactly do both I and Lee inseminate Jeffereebees? Also, I don't want him to have my baby. He would dress it up as a Lego Bomber or something. What's with all this revisionist posting? I have no idea what's going on anymore with anything. Registered: Oct 1999  |  IP: Logged

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