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Cartman
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Intruiging linguistic conundrums.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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It's that type of thinking that started the war.
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Cartman
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I randomly picked a language from Babelfish's menu.

Ah, forget it. [Roll Eyes]
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Shouldn't you know how to speak German anyway? Nestled next to them, and all.
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Cartman
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Yep.
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TSN
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"Also, how many novels has Danielle Steel written?"

Danielle Steel "writes" about three books a year, and I think she's been going since the seventies, or something like that. So, to answer the question: approximately fifteen Amazon rain forests.
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OnToMars
Now on to the making of films!
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I've decided.

I'm going to be a standup comedian and my material will be composed entirely of jokes I steal from this board.

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If God didn't want us to fly, he wouldn't have given us Bernoulli's Principle.
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Sol System
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56 novels.

14 childrens' books, spread across two series.

And you can read her monthly words of wisdom right here!!
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Sol System
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Wait! Also: two nonfiction books (that I could find) as well as a volume of poetry.

She is the most popular author to ever live.
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Free ThoughtCrime America
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Her daughter was in Playboy.
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Diane
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Gosh, I totally agree. Books about relationships are just soooo inferior to war and horror and sci-fi topics. I mean, who wants to read about men learning how to deal with women? Don't they ALREADY know that? And how dare these authors write down what good sex should be? Not that we don't fantasize about these things but writing them down is just sick and unacceptable because we all subscribe to Christian repression of sex whether we're Christian or not.

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First of Two
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Danielle Steele's books are about relationships?

That's probably a new one, even to her readers.

Maybe true... if you consider a soap operas a guide to real life.

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Many people on reality shows seem to....
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Diane
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Actually, I've never read a Danielle Steele book. I was talking about romance novels in general.
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First of Two
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Romance novels?

Then my previous post applies even moreso.

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