Kira: "The new Dax?"

Jake: "Yup."

Worf: "It cannot be."

Odo: "You've got that right. She sure had a lot worse hair in the publicity photos."

Jake: "Uh-huh. She's Dax, alright. Ezri Dax."

Miles: *scrunches face* "Well she sure seems a lot quieter than the last one..."

Jake: *chuckles* "You haven't seen the half of it!"

Quark: This is just plain awful.

Odo: This is horrible.

Jake: This is embarassing.

Bashir: This is insane.

Worf: This is a great dishonour.

O'Brien: Someone put him out of his misery.

Kira: Kira to Ops, lock on to Captain Sisko, and beam him into one of the Torpedo tubes...... fire when ready........

Odo: "They don't. His favorite baseball, too.How ironic."

Jake: "Dad, does this mean there won't be a re-match?"

Kira: "I've never known a Vulcan to be such an incredibly poor sport. Good aim, though."

Bashir: "I'd better get Medical ready. This could take awhile."

O'brien: "I'll organize a search party to find the rest of his teeth."

Worf: "He will have a warrior's smile."

Sisko: "mmphh mphhmhpp."

Quark: "I have a suspicion I'm playing the Yul Brynner character only because I'm bald."

Kira: "Oh yeah? And you think it's fair that because I'm a girl I play the one whose name nobody can ever remember?"

Odo: *whispers* "Brad Dexter!"

Antogonist takes this one, for gaugh china plates...very funny...

Runners up are Tahna Los for Sisko' singing, and Orion Syndicate for the Full Monty. Those would be scary!

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...