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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

posted

Dude. That actually made SENSE.

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�From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without. For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.�

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

posted

That's the scary part!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

*blinks* Well, I'll be - so it does. Hey, what can I say - *buffs nails on lapel* I'm cool. 8)

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Phase 1: Steal Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Yoda: You owe us 1 million credits in phone charges! Why haven't you paid?!

Anakin: Um, uh, ...Well...

Mace: Don't lie to us! We're the Psychic Friends Network!

Yoda: See through you we can!

Qui-Gon, Obie-Wan, Anakin: *GULP*

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

posted

"The Chair recognizes the Delegate from planet Spielberg" ...

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

Mace: "As punishment, Anakin, you must stand in the corner."

Anakin: "But, there isn't a..."

Yoda: "Failed already, he has."

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Judging will be done by the Jedi Council.

Yoda: Begin shall I. The 359, win you have first place. Council seats double as toilets, they do...Sit here for days, we have.
Second place, the Council names The First One. Explanation of Jedi well said. Better than what Lucas has.

Honorable mention, given to Tahna for continuing parole joke.

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37

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Woah, killer, I won 2 of the contests...sweet

*happy*

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"I am Sci-Fi"
-The 359

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