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Jeff Raven
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Actually, this is the the 3rd of the installment...my mistake.

Well, here it is, the Phantom Menace Capcom! I will make it clear, though, please limit the spoilers, and if you haven't seen the movie yet and don't wish to be spoiled, then maybe you should wait outside...

Anakin: Oh yeah? Well your momma was a Hutt!

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

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Xentrick
good to go
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Sebulba: [modulated grumble grumble mumble.]

Anakin: "You're going to *sue* me? Well, you're welcome to try, but I don't think you have a leg to stand on."

Sebulba: [mumble grumble warble]

Anakin: "I've got to hand it to you, Sebulba, you really put your finger on the problem. Hey nice suit; it fits like a glove. Hey where ya goin? I heard market is having a sale on Odor Eaters."

Sebulba flips Anakin the toe.

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Sebulba: See these feet small boy? These feet were made for stomping, and they're going to stomp all over you! *muhahahaha*

Anakin: Oh, yeah. Scary.

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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
~ C. Mongomery Burns


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Jay the Obscure
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Sebulba: One last thought... there is no law in the arena. Many are killed. I hope to see you again, Judah Ben-Hur...D'oh! I mean Anakin.

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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
~ C. Mongomery Burns


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Took care of the title. Wish I could fix "The Phantom Menace" too. . . 8)

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Phase 1: Steal Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Anakin: "Pick on someone your own IQ!"

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")


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Kosh
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Sebulba: Hey, no fair using Duct tape to hold it together.
Ani: What are you going to do about it, sabotage me?

Sebulba: (thinking)all ready have you little brat!!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx


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First of Two
Better than you
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Sebulba: "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat..."

Anakin: "I TOLD you ONCE, Halloween is two months away!!"

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Sebulba: "Hey, Anakin! Pull my finger!"

Anakin: "Sure, soon as you tell me which part of you that is."

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Phase 1: Steal Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!


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Krenim
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Anakin: "Okay, it's a deal. If I win, Weird Al writes a song about me. If you win, he writes one about you."

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."


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The359
The bitch is back
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Sebulba: Anakin?

Anakin: Can you excuse me, I'm trying to take a leak before the race starts, give me some privacy here...

Sebulba: Oh, sorry, my bad

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"I am Sci-Fi"
-The 359

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Lucas: "And...action!"

Lloyd: *blink* "Um...but...but...there's nothing here."

Lucas: "Don't worry, we'll add it later."

Lloyd: "But what am I supposed to do?"

Lucas: "We'll add that in later too. Cut!"

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"I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well."
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Tool


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Dani
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Anakin: Ewww...Sebulba! Don't pick your nose and wipe it on my racer! That's disgusting!

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"You're just about as useful as .JPGs to Helen Keller."

- Weird Al (It's All About The Pentiums)

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Mikey T
Driven
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Anakin thinks to himself: "I've should have traded this for that Delta Flyer. At least it has a replicator and weapons to blow that smug smile off his face."

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"It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Pack your bags, up and leave. Don't you dare come running back to me.

It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Close the door behind, leave your key. I'd rather be alone than unhappy."

-Whitney Houston


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Jeff Raven
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Sebulba: Welcome to the Boonta Eve race...I'm last year's champion, Sebulba...

Boy: Nice to meet you... My name's Jeff Gordon...*extends hand*

Sebulba:*GULP!*

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan


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