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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Spock: "Are we there yet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Now are we there?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "You're lost, aren't you?"

Kirk: "I'm not lost. I'm just taking an alternate route.'

Spock: "You're lost. Why not just ask someone for directions?"

Kirk: "No. I'm sure it's around here somewhere."

Spock: "You human males can be so illogical."

Kirk: "Matt Drudge called-- he wants his hat back."

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Kirk: "It's 400 light years to Earth, we've got a full tank of gas, a hundred rounds of ammo, it's the 23rd Century, and we're wearing fedoras."

Spocko: "Hit it."

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deadcujo
Spectator
Member # 13

posted

"Spock, can you...feel...the power?"

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The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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Spock: This is a most intriguing microscope, Captain.

Kirk: I wonder about the big stick and huge circle......

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Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about....that's why we're aboard her!"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Sorry, THIS I can't resist, after reading Xentrick's post:

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

Spock: "Arewethereyet?"

Kirk: "No."

This could go on forever. . . but I think that's quite enough! 8)

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

Kirk: When asked you to take shotgun, I didn't think you'd do it literally!

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

Kirk: "Damn! I missed."

Spocko: "It's okay, Captain. I got him with the door."

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Apparently the Iotians book din't mention anything about a "clutch" as engine parts lay strewn in the street behind Kirk and the car.

Spock: Captain, perhaps you should stomp on *all* the pedals at the same time.

Kirk: You want to come over here and drive???

Spock: Well, I was only...

Kirk: Oh, shut up will you.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Spock: I'm sorry Captain, the primitive communications signal appears to be receiving messages from someone called 'Tony Blackburn'

Kirk: ARGHHHHH! I WILL KILL HIM!

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Spock: Captain, I think Lou ripped us off when he sold us this car

Kirk: Damn him. How are we suppossed to take part in Toadfish's cunning scheme now?

Spock: I don't know. We could ask Madge for help, but the universal translator doesn't work on her voice.

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on March 19, 1999.]

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Kirk: Damn, the...engineshave...stopped...again.

Spock: Indeed. The clutch seems to stall as much as your speech.

*rim shot*

*collected groans from audiences*

Spock: Aww, shud'up

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Kirk *reading instruction manual*: Hmmmm..... How to Drive, part one. Turn on engine, check. Move gear to Drive, ok, got that. Press the Brake pedal and release the Parking brake, yep. The steering wheel turns the car in the direction you want to go. To move car forward, please release brake pedal, and press the gas pedal........

VROOOOOOOMMMMM........ CRAAAASSSSHHHHH

Kirk: Note- to avoid risk of accident and personal injury, please press gas pedal lightly........ Let's see now, part two, how to avoid accidents............

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 20, 1999.]

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Spock: "I have never participated in the traditional human ceremony of the 'drive-by shooting,' but I have read about it extensively. What precisely will this entail?"

Kirk: "Well, we'll cruise into the hood, and when we see the perp chillin with his posse, you pull out your gat and bust a cap in his ass."

Spock: "Captain, are you quite sure you haven't confused 'gangstas' with 'gangsters?'"

Kirk: "Word up."

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Spock: "I did warn you, Captain, they always cheat you at the drive-through."

Kirk: "Dammit, Spock, I want my side order of fries."

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Spock: "Mr. Gun says we must purge the city tonight, sir."