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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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How will this end? *Vorlon spak* In fire. . .

The second installment of the Babylon 5 CapComs appears hot on the heels of the first, but fear not, non-Babylonians, they will be interspersed with Trek ones - and of course there's a quick guide to who's who. These are once again taken from Bob's Babylon 5 Archive - click on the image to visit.

L to R: Cdr. Susan Ivanova (Claudia Christian); Correlilmurzon (Ian Abercombie); Taq (Paul Williams). Corriechops is an ambassador who mainly speaks through Taq, but at this stage he's just told Ivanova they have to have sex to conclude a treaty.

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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I hate to tell you GUYS this, but I'm a lesbian, so unless you can turn into a beautiful woman, you are out of luck.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Ivanova: *shrug* "I'll try anything once."

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"Just because you're floating doesn't mean you haven't drowned."
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They Might Be Giants

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Ivanova: ...so that's what I need, guys, or the deal's off."

Correlilmurzon: "But this is deep space. Where are we going to get k.d. lang CD's out here?"

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Ivanova: Yes, I have the cure for the Phage. But I ain't gonna give it to ya....... hahahahaha.......

Taq: YOU BASTARD!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Ivanova: Uh, Sex? Yeah, um, pull my finger, and its done...

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Taq: So, Mr. Jackson, you want to buy not just the remains, but the entire Elephant man? I'm sure we can make a deal..

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Ivanova: "And you are?"

Correlilmurzon: "I'm Ratman."

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"Alright... Who wrote Beavis and Butthead rule on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, <i>The Critic</i>

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Ivanova: "Well, I don't know. Fifty seems like a lot..."

Correlimurzon whispers inTaq's ear.

Taq: "I believe we can negotiate it down to thirty."

Ivanova: "I mean, that's still high for what's in mind..."

Taq: "All right."

Ivanova: "Twenty-four. Deal. I just never like to see anyone get jipped."

Taq: "Fine. Twenty-four it is to purchase your teddy bear."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Ivonova: And basically, that's how honey is made.

Aliens: Coooo...

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"Ray...the next time someone asks you if you're a god you say 'Yes!'"
-Winston Zeddmore

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Ivonova: ...and that's why Palpatine is actually Sidious.

Aliens: Noooooo, you jest surely...

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Susan: "Well, this is the last stop on the Babylon 5 Tour, the fabled Lair of Garibaldi. He's probably sleeping now, but that doesn't mean he isn't grumpy. Are there any questions before we enter?"

Ambassadore: "Is it true he's been drinking again ever since his divorce from Demi Moore?"

Susan: ....."yes. That's true, so please, *NO* flash photography."

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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Ivanova: "All right, now that you understand that 90% of Human sexual activity is voyeuristic and/or vicarious... I can sneak you in to Jubilee's room right now, but you'll have to wait there until Charles arrives. And bringing the videocamera will cost you extra."

Alien: "Deal." *walks off*

Ivanova: *looks at camera* "Well where did you THINK I got the money to import real coffee plants?"

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Ivanova: What?! Did you just say my bum looked big in this?!

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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The One Who Wins is Jeff Raven. Ivanova look like she about to get mighty pissed off about something. The Ones Who Not Win are Xentrick and Elim Garak.

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