The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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"I don't want to get killed because of a typo, it would be embarrassing. . ."
We return to the Babylon 5 CapComs, and what was considered the best season of them all. You'd think I could find some better pictures, considering. . . And once again they're from Bob's Babylon 5 Archive - click on the image to visit.
L to R: Lennier, Delenn, Zathras (Tim Choate), Ivanova
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Zathras: "See? Zathras told you... You are the one whose bum did look big in that... You are the one whose bum does look big in that... You are the one whose bum will look big in that...
------------------ "Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
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Zathras: Zathras concurs...you are the ones who do will not win Capcom.
------------------ "Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace
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Ivanova: "Did you think the captain saw me staring at his fly? I mean it is open."
Delenn: "I was going to ask you that same question... But you have to admit, he packs a big gun even when it's not armed."
Zathras: "Makes me wish I were his pants right now."
Lennier: "Thank you very much! Now I'm going to loose my lunch."
------------------ "All you people, can't you see, can't you see How your love's affecting our reality Everytime we're down You can make it right And that makes you larger than life"
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Zathras: *looks at the girls* Menage e Troi?
Ivanova and Delenn: Errr.... We have to go... go over there ... now..... bye!
Zathras: *looks at Lennier* How 'bout you?
Lennier: **GULP**
------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
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Leader of the Shadows: "You are our prisoners. Three of you will be brutally tortured to death over a very long period of time, the fourth will be permitted to return home and tell John Sheridan about what we did to his friends. The survivor will be the one with the least hair."
Lenier:
Zathras: "Well, that about wrap it up for Zathras."
Ivonova: Are you counting body hair?"
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Charles Capps gives his weekly 'We must pull together' speech to the moderators.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
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Thanks to the time-rip, the valiant crwe of the White-Star circe 2260 can see into the future.
Delenn: Socks? Why am I jabbering on about his socks? I am a daughter of Valen, why am I jabbering to him about his wet-socks? Haven't we got a universe to save, or something vaguly interesting to do.
Lennier: Erm, what's that growing all over the captain's face?
Zathrus: The beard that will be.
Ivonova:bluh...bluh...bluh...bluh...what the fricking hell has happened to me!? I look like that fricking tramp-girl off of Lois & Clark!
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
Lennier - "I, the Butt-er, can use my head as a battering ram!" Delenn - "I, the Drowser, chat my enemies to sleep!" Zathras - "Zathras... Zathras, grow small furry appendages! Zathras also carry bright bauble!" Ivanova - "...Ivanova is God. Need I say more?"
------------------ "We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.
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Zathras: "Don't look away from camera! Delenn lose. Zathras not say 'Zathras say.'"
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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The One Who Wins is . The Ones Who Not Win are Michael_T and PsyLiam, with The One With The Honourable Mention being Krenim. In Zathras family, bum joke is high culture. Many the time at dinner table we say "Mom, Zathras bum look gig in that." Then get smited by all other Zathrases. Excellent way to learn pronunciation of Zathras family names. 8)
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