posted September 29, 1999 05:29 AM
Chekov: "S'alright?"
Hand: "S'okay."
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Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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posted September 30, 1999 03:05 PM
Kirk *offscreen*: I'm warning you Chekov, if you don't stop showing off like Mozart any time soon, we're gonna bring Ru'afo in here.........
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posted September 30, 1999 03:09 PM
As Mr. Chekov began to cross-dress for a night on the town, he was horrified to discover his compact mirror was cracked. Jim would never forgive him.
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posted September 30, 1999 03:15 PM
Chekov: "The pain! And Starfleet has no Workman's Comp program. Damn you, Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome!"
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posted September 30, 1999 03:19 PM
During the Starfleet exam, Chekov discovers that the astrogation cheat-notes he wrote all over his body have smeared across his hand. Fortunately, he manages to subtley hide his reaction.
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posted October 01, 1999 08:08 AM
Chekov is horrified that Sooty has deceided to join a nudist cult.
(For US viewers, substitute Sooty with any amusing glove puppet)
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posted October 05, 1999 04:56 PM
Oh NO, Mr. Hat. We can't possibly do THAT, Mr. Hat!
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