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Rap-com: Rewrite your favorite Star Trek scene as a Rap song! Winners get shot by an authentic gangsta.
Gap-com: send in pics of yourself in trendy clothing, we guess the brand name and "Dawson's Creek" person you're pretending to be! Winners get smited.
Lap-com: send in a picture of you holding an object in your lap. We guess who you are and make snide comments. Winners get a handmade basket.
Map-com: Show us a map of your local area. Or make one up with odd directions. Winners get lost.
Nap-Com: sleep, Data. Winners get a sheep pillow.
Gnap-Com: show us yourself infected with that disease that turned smurfs magenta and made them bite each other's noses! winners get a plush Gargamel doll.
Sap-Com: profess your love of Jubilee in a sickeningly sweet manner. Winners get... well, if it works you know what you get. Charles, of course, wins.
Tap-com: send in wav. files of you tapping things to create the theme music to any Trek series. You must include a description of WHAT you are tapping. Winners get tapped.
Crap-com: Um... no.
Crap-com II: Tell us about the most ridiculous piece of Trek memorabilia you have, and a story about it. Winners get humiliated publicly.
------------------ 'In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to Liberty; he is always in allegiance to the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection of his own." ---- Thomas Jefferson
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You don't know if Charles would win.........
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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*LMAO@First*
There's a rare talent there. . . why didn't I get him to do some CapComs? Why doesn't he do some anyway? Not, of course, that I condone the continuation of any CapComs or wish to endorse anyone's mandate to do them. . .
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Well, one reason is I'm too stupid / lazy / busy / dead / nuts / self-involved (take your pick) to learn how to do capcoms, or find pics for them, or even participate half the time.
Another reason could be I would rather be McCoy to somebody else's Spock.
Still another reason could be that I'm only truly funny late at night.
One more reason could be that I'm not actually First of Two, but an alien entity temporarily inhabiting his body, and I can only be talented and amusing for short burts of time before his natural lethargy and cynicism overwhelms me.
Or maybe nobody's asked.
------------------ 'In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to Liberty; he is always in allegiance to the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection of his own." ---- Thomas Jefferson
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