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1. "She's also the only one I know who tried to EAT her animal guide as well."
2. "...and your father's eyes. Gomez, take those out of his mouth."
3. "Figures. Starbucks is EVERYWHERE."
4. "How come the Universal Translator doesn't work with that?"
------------------ "I'm looking for someone to change my life. I'm looking for a miracle in my life. And if you could see, what its done to me... To lose the love I knew, could safely lead me to The land that I one knew... To learn as we grow old, the secrets of our souls." Question, The Moody Blues
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1. "B'elanna is the only person I know who tried to kill her animal guide."
Of course, when your animal guide is a cockroach, it's quite easy.
2."I see you have your mother's sence of humor"!
How appropriate, you fight like a cow! Wait a minute...
3."There's coffee in that Nebula"!
I think it's time we stopped putting LSD in the Captain's daily cuppa, she's flipped.
4. "Dismissed!! That's a sterfleet expression for Get Out".
Shit, you mean this is Sterfleet? I took a wrong turning at the employment center.
------------------ Cordellia: "Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?" Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
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1. "B'elanna is the only person I know who tried to kill her animal guide."
B'elanna: "I WAS HUNGRY!"
2."I see you have your mother's sence of humor"!
.... unfortunatly, she was shot for those sorts of jokes.
3."There's coffee in that Nebula"!
... Where the hell's Quark when you need him? This stuff's awful! BARKEEP!
4. "Dismissed!! That's a sterfleet expression for Get Out".
*makes interuniversal gesture* And THIS is a human expression for "Fuck OFF"!
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
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1. "B'Elanna is the only person I know who tried to kill her animal guide."
B'Elanna: "How was I supposed to know the pig would later turn out to be Tom?"
2."I see you have your mother's sense of humour."
*reaction to subject's response* "And Captain Janeway's death glare..."
3."There's coffee in that nebula!"
"And nebulae in Neelix's coffee."
4. "Dismissed! That's a Starfleet expression for 'Get Out.'"
"Oh yeah? And this is a Talaxian expression for--"
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited October 25, 1999).]
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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1) B'Elanna: Of course I tried to kill it, I mean what's a Cardassian Vole going to help me with
2) *looks down at the Borg and chuckles* though I can see where you got the bits from that REALLY matter.
3) *Paris throws her out of an airlock* Then go and get it you bitch!
4) Neelix: NO! NO! NO! How many times have I told you that Dismissed is such a bland term - why don't you try something like "you may leave" or "that's all" or.......
------------------ Do business with us, or we'll ruin you.
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited October 27, 1999).]
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(Pushes pathetic creature into thread)(Vorlon Speak) Judge! (Creature, thinking) "It wants us to pick who's best, we pick maybe Vorlon lets us go,precious, find the hobbitses. Who does we choose, so hard, all so good.
1. Jubilee, for catching the mood. 2. Jeff Raven, I love the Addams Family! 3. The First One, Putting both answers together. 4. Orion Syndicate, For being so eary Neelix.
Judgeing is difficult!
------------------ Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!! Gandalf
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
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