(Apologies to any Georgians out there--you may feel free to attack my home state. Suggested topics include the Michigan militia and the city of Detroit.)
------------------ "Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built! It was fired only once: to keep William Shatner from making another album."
- The Collector, "Treehouse of Horror X," The Simpsons.
(Actually, I must confess that "Frank" was the first thing to come to mind, but only due to past responses. )
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")