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You might be a U.S. citizen if you refuse to accept the fact that "American" is not a synonym for "U.S. citizen."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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You might be an American if your name is Jose and you sell beads at a stand in Guadelejara Mexico.
You might be an American if you say "eh" at the end of every sentence, and live in vancouver canada.
You might be an American if your name is Fidel Castro and you smoke cuban cigars.
You might be an American if your favorite college football team is Notre Dame, you love to sit in front of the tv and drink beer, and shout obscenities at the opposing team, and ....
------------------ and I, I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the diference.
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You might be American if you think that Jenifer Lopez is a good singer or that what Ricky Martin sings is Latin Music.
You might be American if you worry about being naked with a bunch of guys in a shower or that your idea of a relationship includes your girlfriend's sisters.
You might be American if you like shooting small animals with your shotgun and call it exercise or you worried wether your computer was Y2K compliant.
------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
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did I mention that I met a girl that is an duplicate of Britney Spears. unfortunately upon seeing her, my heart burst, plus she has a boyfriend. Love at first site is possible....
-FTM
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"A small penis is a clean penis" -Matt Real World Hawaii
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