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With horror, the brave Starfleet captain realizes he can't use his never-fails move against the enemy. There just isn't any way to "Mike Tyson" a Gorn.
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Kirk, DDA: "Juuuust about done Mr. G. You know you really do keep your teeth in good condi-"
Gorn: "I use colgat-ACK!"
Kirk, DDA: Ooops sorry mr. G, look like I just hit a cavity, four of 'em back here. Gonna have to yank your left lower molars...I'm sorry mr. G what were you syaing?"
Gorn: I use colgate tota-OUCH!"
Kirk, DDA: Your tooth is decayed all the way to the nerve...you know you should really use Colgate Total."
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Gorn picks up Kirk, throws him to the ground. Kirk trys to rise, but is kicked by the gorn, who then picks his up, body-slams him, and knocks him cold
Judge: It's a draw!
Metrons: Excellent. Oh, I mean, what a shame. Okay, we'll have a rematch on Earth next time okay? Hey, has Spock got representation?
------------------ 'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.' 'Why's that Hol?' 'No bugger'll drink it' Holly and Lister.
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