Starbuck "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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[Narratorspeak] We join our hero, the intrepid Charles Capps, stranded in the most hostile environment known to Man - Suburbia!!!!! With food supplies running low, Charles and his trusty sidekick - the lovely Jubilee McGann - are forced to find a new source of nutrition... by consuming each other's half-digested breakfast!!!
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Starbuck "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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I know it's disgusting... Doubtless they would also try to consume each other later on, but this is a family forum and I shouldn't mention such things...
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------------------ "The battle is raging inside my weary heart screaming for me to let it all go... My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore... the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM
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Liam my friend, are truly evil My hats off to you.
My contribution: (In safari tourist setting): "And here are two of the rarer species of suburban 'wildthings' engadging in ritual mating and preening. If you wait longer they may move to the mating ritual, though in general they prefer to retire to the seclusion of a 'bedroom' for rumpy pumpy".
Tourists: (In wonder) "Ahhhh".
------------------ Samaritan: "A good hot curry will help heal your wounds. That is, unless your religion forbids it".
Man: (Eyes growing wide) "No religion forbids a good hot curry".
Starbuck "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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What I want to know is who's been stalking CC and Jubes... After all, pictures like that do not take themselves.
quote:I'm a doctor, not a peeping Tom!
Since no-one has ever mentioned any of Jubes' other male acquaintances - and because of her post above - I am forced to wonder if she is really the scary giant praying mantis lady from that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer...
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It seems that praying mantis' aren't the only species who eat their males after mating...
------------------ "I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at." Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850 From the Raven in the Happy Family
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Aaahhh!!! My head...starting to explode....too...much...*grunt*....information...AAAHSHAHAH
*Kablooie*
------------------ I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
My hats off to you. 
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