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The Doctor: "I...am...very...close...to killing...the writers..." Paris: "I don't think you want to see the script for next week's episode, then..."
------------------ Frank's Home Page John Linnell: "This song is called...it's called..." Audience: "Louisiana! Montana!" John Linnell: Don't tell me what it's called..."
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Paris and Kim: Let us see the Dirty Vicar Sketch!
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Doctor: "I told you two to stop looking up my robe!"
(BTW: What is that big building behind the Doctor? Is that supposed to be there?)
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Doctor: That hat....it's SATAN! Kim: I don't know what you're talking about! Doctor: It's flat and round, just like a cookie. When you eat a cookie, it's GLUTTONY!!
------------------ I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
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Paris: "Uh... Doc? Most nineteenth-century Catholic priests didn't actually claim to be their god..."
Holodoc: "Blasphemy!!!"
------------------ Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well." Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." -Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"
------------------ Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well." Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." -Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"
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Harry O'Kim: "Sure'n'begorah, Father, could ye be tellin' us why this authentic Irish town doesn't look like Ireland at all, at all? Saints preserve us, but it doesn't even have an Irish-sounding name."
Tom O'Paris: "Sure'n, Father, would ye be knowin' where I could get some Lucky Charms? I hear they're magically delicious."
Hol O'gram: "Be off with ye, lads, and no more of these cliched Irish stereotypes or I'll hit ye with me shillelagh."
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Doctor: You'd better watch where those hands are going Mr Paris, if they go where I think they're going, I'm sure B'Elanna won't be best pleased.
------------------ Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.
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